Tuesday 16 May 2006

Thought of the Day ...

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located amongst the millions of cars in Britain ... Be we have not got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration ...


Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I’m an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can’t admit that you have a problem?

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