Tuesday, 16 May 2006

Thought of the Day ...

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located amongst the millions of cars in Britain ... Be we have not got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration ...

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I’m an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can’t admit that you have a problem?

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